Greetings, and thank you for finding the solution to your boredom on my humble little site. I appreciate it a lot, since I suspect that no one wants to visit this site, or no one really cares enough to randomly search for it. I'm Catherine. I just want to let you know, the title does not imply that ninja unicorns will be the only mythical creatures on this site. There is a plethora of odd animal-like things just waiting to be released into the vast world of the Internet! Poetry, drawings, and all-around random crap will be published. A little credit goes to my sister, Victoria, who got me into the website thing. A special thank-you to my friend, Rita, for drawing the sweet ninja unicorn picture you see to your left. Oh, one other thing, I'm only a teenager and an amateur poet, so give me tips on my writings, if you want to, and keep any rude criticisms to yourselves. Remember, nobody likes a hater.